Krispy Kreme Donuts are the Devil

So soft...So sugary...so rich. Oh god. So sickening. Sickeningly delicious.
Our school sells these things as fundraising. Every day. They're so inviting. They'll cuddle you in bed and say you're special. They're awesome. 50 cents for a ticket to sugar high heaven.

But then you get sick. And you want to just curl up and cry "Why Krispy-boo?! WHY?!"